Crap- It's everywhere!!!!

I am finding that quality has gone right out the window and been replaced with nothing but crap. So here is my list of crappy things out there.

1. Rock of love. Celeb-reality star Bret Michael's looks for love- in all the wrong places with the worlds raunchiest women. Crap television

2. Bret Michael needs to get rid of the fake hair and embrace his baldness- you know those shiny blond locks hanging from the cowboy hats and dew rags are fake and crap.

3. Over priced cups of coffee. Get yourself a coffee press and you'll never want to go to Starbucks again.

4. Prom dresses. Many look like they could be worn by the rock of love women. No coverage.

5. Teenagers who drive nicer vehicles than their parents- Total crap. If you want a car get a job.

7. Children with cell phones. My daughter would totally argue with me over this. I said she could have one if she could pay for it and pay the monthly bill. That will never happen.

8. One-uppers. These people always need to be heard and if you tell a story chances are they've done the same thing also and have done it better.

9. Triple ply story tellers. These are people who are not old or forgetful who tell you the same story over and over again- just to hear themselves talk.

10. Mean people. Crap is caused by hateful, miserable people. Is it so hard to be nice and get along with each other?

11. Society hopefuls. Don't act like your better than anyone else. No one is exempt from freak show family members and embarrassing life moments. I cannot stand when people act and think that they are better or above the average population. Or try to cover up their crude upbringing by acting all snotty- give me a break and get some much needed therapy. No one has or will have a perfect life here on earth. Sin is messy and we are ALL guilty of it. Everyone has crap of some sort.

12. Doom and gloomers. Don't rain on the parade- be a part of it. Joy is hard to find when it's covered in crap.

Well, there you have it. My crap list. Take it for what it's worth.

Have a happy day- not a crappy one.